Gather 'round children....Soon creepy Uncle Zoidberg and I will tell you a story so incredibly epic you will want to vomit the dissolved remnants of your blown mind into your shoes. The story starts like this....
Many years ago, on a Friday - specifically this Friday, August 27th...a package arrived at the doorstep of Deadlift Garage....It's contents will shake you to your very weak and flabby core.
Stay tuned friends. Updates tomorrow on the beautiful/horrible package, as well as a detailed description of what not to do with power tools. Also, perhaps Creepy Uncle Zoidberg will put his pants back on.
I'm going to go do hang cleans in the garage while you are pushing to many pencils.
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