Tuesday, November 9, 2010

This just in...


And in a completely unrelated story, person B reduced his calories by the same amount, ate only meat and vegetables, and lost twice as much. The problem with this story isn't that a whole bunch of people are going to read this as "eating junk food is OK," they're going to read the tired bullshit that "calories in calories out" is the only salient maxim of weight loss. Sure, he lost weight. If I don't eat anything for 7 days, I'll lose 20 lbs. If I binge and purge, I'll lose weight. If I eat carriage bolts and hex nuts I'll lose weight. It's easy to lose weight, the argument they are attempting to make is that it is only mildly questionable that this d-bag is probably not healthy. Of course he isn't fucking healthy! he ingested nothing but trans fat and HFCS for 2 and half months! Oh but his bodyweight and LDL dropped too, he must be healthy! What about the fact that this fucktard probably didnt sleep a whole night through for 10 weeks? or that he probably dropped 2/3rds lean muscle because he ate about as much protein as an 8 year old girl? He probably spent his days in an insulin induced zombieland of pre-onset diabetes and wildly fluctuating GI levels. God help him. I hope he does it for another 10 weeks then promptly keels over with his perfect cholesterol levels.

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