I’m sick and fucking tired of this unnecessary anti-cell phone shit. What’s with this cell phone ban while queued up in banks, post offices, gyms, etc.? I assume what they are going for here is that holding a conversation on a cell phone is somehow rude or an infringement on other people’s peace and quiet or some shit, but how is it really any fucking different from talking to another person? So if I’m at the gym talking to my bro about how awesome my pump is, if you remove my bro and replace him with a tiny square of plastic I’m somehow committing a grievous insult? That’s just fucking irrational and goddamn stupid. And another thing, I am fucking tired of having to take a half day at work just to receive fucking appliances or furniture I order. The fuck is this? Do they realize that it costs me 300 bucks to take half a day just to sit around and wait for you to put a goddamn fridge in my house because you won’t deliver before 8am or after 4pm? The fuck? How is late delivery not an optional service? I’ll pay extra. I don’t give a flying fuck about a bit of extra cash just so I don’t have to march into my boss’s office like a total fucking schmuck and be like “hey boss, can I take four hours off from work next Tuesday so I can watch three fat men put a couch in my living room?” Do people not realize how shitty this sounds? To make matters worse, the delivery service is usually a third party run by someone who is mystified by tying his own shoes. They cancel on you regularly, fail to record your actual time you are fucking available, and generally have no grasp of intelligent thought. “Hey boss, I know I am home already for a half a day to take delivery on a PIECE OF GODDAMN FURNITURE, but they just told me they weren’t going to make it today after all so I need to take off tomorrow as well.” Gee thanks you fucking wastes of life for vaporizing my vacation days so you can fuck up something as simple as delivery of a refrigerator. Good thing I like to play video games all day.
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